I’m building up a massive file of anecdotes and grievances against wee Gen Y tykes, so work with me here… I had the following conversation with my housemate last night, after a full day of food, sailors, gallivanting and shenanigans…
Her: Where have YOU been?
Me: Just come back from ‘Keating! The Musical!’
Her: Huh? What?
Me: Keating…the musical….you know, the musical we had to have. Hur, hur.
Me: PAUL Keating…the Prime Minister…?? Before Howard??
Her: Huh. They made a musical? How embarrassing.
Me: Oh no, it was great (starts singing ‘I am da leader of da land’ and dancing around the kitchen).
Me: And it was full of old Labor types. I loved it!
Her: Oh my god!! That’s even more embarrassing!!
Does this make her:
a) a political retard
b) typical of her breed
And this is the worst:
c) a Liberal voter???