I was just up at the Salvos, depositing a pile of old books, and a lamp with ‘Zoloft’ written on the side. I have used this for about 2 years, without realising that Zoloft was in fact an anti-depressant. Ho! Anyway, so after my good deed, I took a stroll up Albion St to stretch my legs. I kid you not, but I was pondering how I’d like to decorate my house for the festive season.
And the God of Hard Rubbish answered my call. Someone had left outside their house not only a busted hat stand, but an old plastic Christmas tree! And not just any model, but this is the ‘Fifth Avenue Deluxe’, 122cm. The hat stand was easily fixed with a screwdriver, and the Christmas tree had nothing wrong with it at all. It even had a bonus hair clip, which I found clinging to one of the lower branches.
Behold, one hat stand, slightly used:
I think I have the fine beginnings of some set decorations for one of Crispin ‘Hellion’ Glover’s cinematic masterpieces. Check out the preview – you won’t regret it.
And it’s not even Hard Rubbish season!! Merry Christmas!